The parent company
Anal Inc.
The anal corporation that owns everything. Obsessively organised since day one.
Anal Inc
“We hold on to what matters.”
— Our mission statement, unchanged since founding
Board of directors
Four people who hold on to what matters.
Dr. Ingrid Bottomley
Chief Executive Officer
Marcus Cheeksworth
Chief Financial Officer
Dr. Priya Sphincton
Chief Technology Officer
Hans Rumpf
Head of Ethics (part-time)