Introducing Anal-link

The True
Joy Stick.

Brain interfaces were aiming too high. Anal-link connects the body's most underrated muscle to the machines you control.

The Anal-link device

01

Install

A 12-minute outpatient procedure. Mostly awkward, briefly painful, deeply life-changing.

02

Calibrate

Clench, release, repeat. Our AI learns your unique muscle signature in under a week.

03

Control

Steer aircraft, drones, cranes and spreadsheets. Hands free. Mind free. Bottom engaged.

Specifications

Latency
0.8 ms
Battery life
72 h
Channels
1,024
Hands-free
100%
Waterproof
Mandatory
Charging
Wireless (thankfully)
“I landed a 737 in crosswind while eating a sandwich with both hands.”
— Capt. R. Lindqvist, test pilot
“Finally, a joystick that truly gets me.”
— Maj. T. Hughes, fighter pilot
“I can't go back to hands. I simply can't.”
— S. Okafor, drone operator